Casino Jokes One Liners
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Casino Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A few one-liner casino jokes that are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face: With gamblers, they say a fool and his money are soon parted. What I want to know is how did a fool and his money get together in the first place? Rodney Dangerfield joined Gamblers Anonymous. They gave him three-to-one he wouldn't make it. Jun 22, 2018 The topics for this week’s puns and one liners is gambling jokes. I should add that I’m not much of a gambler; the biggest wagers I seem to make are playing 2p machines at seaside resorts, so I am far from an expert in the topic. This is a compilation of funny, quick, short one liner jokes and sayings about money. Not all of them have a deeper meaning. This collection is simply intended to bring a smile to your face or brighten up your day The one liners are grouped in Money Jokes taken from Life Money Jokes & Puns Quick Financial One Liner Jokes. A guy went to Las Vegas, and won big, really big, in one of the casinos. When you win big in Vegas the casino will give you free things, like meals, show tickets, or rooms, this is all designed to keep you there so that you will lose what money you have won. The Best Gambling Jokes and Funny Gambling Quotes Top 10 Gambling Jokes and Funny Gambling Quotes assembled by NoLuckNeeded.com. Please share your funny gambling jokes below in the comment section. If you like poker, check out NoLuckNeeded's huge list of The Best Poker Jokes & Funny Poker Quotes My wife has left me because I am a compulsive.
A pickle walks into a casino, sits down at a card table and says “Dill me in”.
Got asked to leave the casino the other night. They said I had a chip on my shoulder.
I used to love eating chips until I got barred from the casino.
Saw a new gaming table in the casino, it was just perfect. Pair-a-dice.
I’m going to an Abba themed poker night at the local casino. The winner takes it all.
Took a group of lambs to the local casino. They like to gambol.
I enjoy playing poker against large maps in casinos. They always fold.
A friend insisted on dressing as a nun to go to the casino. It was her gambling habit.
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There’s an iguana who owns a casino near me. He’s the Lizard of Odds.
They’ve built another storey on the local casino to host a new beef restuarant. The steaks have never been higher.
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